Funny and lovely dachshunds as well as other dogs.
Category: Funny
Have you ever owned a dog? Do you think your life will be more fun if you have a dog in the house? Especially the humorous breeds. They seem to know how to make their owners laugh and tend to get joy from that.
As a dachshund lover, you can see that dachshund puppies are so cute, they are active and always run to you once you get home. However, do you think about how dachshunds sleep?
You must be surprised with these photos.
1. It’s so convenient with this style
2. It’s so warm, be careful, I can hear that you say.
3. Sometimes, I did not know when I had slept.
4. I always sleep like this when I am beside my mom
5. Simply, I don’t want everyone to see me when I am sleeping
6. Together we sleep.
7. I only sheep when my mom lays next to me
8. Don’t take my toy!
9. It’s great to sleep with my love.
10. Posing for sleeping.
11. Brothering
12. I always hug my lovely pillow when I sleep.
13. Cute dachshund puppies sleeping.
14. Sleep when waiting for dad!
15. Shhh, my puppies are sleeping.
16. I sleep anywhere I like.
You see, dachshunds are very mischievous and lovely, that is why they are famous and owned around the world. No reasons not to have a dachshund, right? All the photos were collected from Dachshund Bonus Group. Thanks to all members who shared the photos.
If you love your dachshunds, please comment the reasons that make you love dachshunds.
Dachshunds are lovely dogs, they are so funny, smarts and
especially they are extremely loyal to their owners.
If you are a dachshund puppy owner, you have to know that dachshunds are very useful, they can keep your house, help the disabled person, play with children and they know how to make us happy.
Dachshund Bonus would like to show you 50 funny moments of
dachshunds so you can figure out how cute they are and you will agree that they
are the cutest dogs.
1. Dachshunds like to take selfies
2. Dressing up, then everyone will admire me
3. What! Wanna take my photo? Pay me first.
4. Hey, I like this place
5. Let’s go Mom… You’re not going anywhere with out me
6. I am cool when I am in a car.
7. Look at the camera, we will get great photos
8. They are so spoiled
9. Posing for photos
10. Smile like me, show all your teeth
11. Let me in, please please!
12. Hello, I am Cutie but why everyone call me Cutie?
13. I have hidden, you cannot see me
14. No one is longer than me.
15. I love humans because they are so cute.
16. Hey, this is a trending fashion
17. I am beautiful and I know it
18. We are full of love
19. It is a long time we did not meet together.
20. No photo shoot at me, I am shy
21. Don’t move, I see a beautiful dog coming.
22. Mommy! Will you marry me?
23. Promised, I already started my diet.
24. I am a shark, I will kill you.
25.
26. I am a super dog, I can fly.
27. We are cool swimmers.
28. I can sleep anywhere I like.
29. I am a model and it is hard to take photos with this pose.
30. Don’t be angry mommy! I promise not to tear toilet paper again
You see, dachshunds are very mischievous and lovely, that is why they are famous and owned in around the world. No reasons not to have a dachshund, right? All the photos were collected from Dachshund Bonus Group. Thanks to all members who shared the photos.
If you love your dachshunds, please comment the reasons that make you love dachshunds.
Did you ever think about the IQ of dachshunds? Dachshunds the intelligent dogs? After reading
this post, you will have a different think about these dogs. Dachshunds look
cute and funny because they come with short legs and long bodies but you see
that they are symmetric and they can make you laugh.
Now, go to insight of dachshunds to know how smart they are.
Dachshunds derived from Germany. At that time, they were
trained to hunt small animals like birds, mice… Now they are very famous and
are the most favorite dogs in around the world. Besides, dachshunds are also
easy to train compared to other dogs because they are independent, so it will
not take you much time to train and take care of dachshunds.
IQ of dachshunds
What is Dachshund intelligence?
You may be surprised if you know that IQ of dachshunds is
ranked at 49th. Though the rank is not high, dachshunds are super cute with
silly appearances and they are pretty smart.
Although dachshunds possess a low IQ in dog’s IQ list, dachshunds show to their owners that they are so smart and they are not inferior to other dogs. Besides, they are also loyal and this is the precious thing of dachshunds. You can see how smart and loyal are dachshunds by watching the videos below:
Should we own a dachshund?
Of course we should own one or more dachshunds because of
reasons below:
Dachshunds are so brave, powerful, clever, and confident.
They have a good sense of smell and they are very patient. Dachshund puppies can
remember almost what you teach and that is why they are easy to train.
As you know, dachshunds are extremely loyal. They can wait
for their owner for hours until the owners come home or they are willy to
attack strangers who are threatening their owners. In addition, you don’t need
to worry about dachshunds because they are always conscious and they can protect
themselves from a stranger.
In conclusion, dachshunds are best choice even their IQ
ranking is just 49th. Dachshunds are so adorable so you are not difficult to
make a decision of owning a dachshund, right?
This is a list of cutest dogs which always attract people who love animal. Dachshund Bonus will introduce you to a list of cutest dogs based on their appearance and personalities and guess where dachshunds are in the world
5. Great dane.
They are one of the famous dogs because they have long ears.
Great Dane dogs are listed as cutest dogs although they are not too short as
other dogs because they are friendly, useful and gentle. Specially, Great Dane
dogs like to play with kids so much and they are friendly to other people even
though they are not their owners. In addition, Great Dane dog are obedient,
brave and easy to train.
Great Dane are so tall about 90 cm (35 inches), weighting
about 90 kg (198 lbs). They have big and long ears, their hair is smooth. That
make great dane dog special and one of the cutest dogs.
4. Poodle.
Poodle are one of the representatives of the small dogs
which have long ears and curly hair. Especially they have wavy hair on their
ears.
Poodle possesses both front and back legs that are balance
with their bodies. In addition, poodle dogs are famous because they hare smooth
hair with variant colors such as black, grey, white, brown, yellow… And
specially, their hair is always grow longer and longer, their hair is not shed
like other dogs.
Besides, poodles are very loyal and devote themselves to
their owners. They are obedient, smart so they are reliable friends. However,
poodles are only suitable to be walked or they like to play gentle games so if
you want your poodle is always a good natured dog, take your time to walk your
dog in a park and it can help your dog get more vivacious.
3. Basset hound.
Basset hound dog is also known as a long-eared basset from
France. Someone will confuse to mix basset hound with dachshund if they just
look outside, because according to many documents, the ancestor of basset hound
and dachshund are from Germany. Despite they have similar appearance, basset
hound has a distinct personality from the dachshund.
Specifically, basset hounds are more peaceful and friendly
than dachshunds. They are often heavier than dachshunds. They are tall about
38cm (15 inches) and weighting about 30 kg (66 lbs). Their bodies are too long
compared to their legs and it makes basset hounds special dogs.
Basset hounds are extremely friendly and live emotionally to
their owner. Besides, they are so smart and easy to train. The owners always
let basset hounds keep their house because the dogs are very reliable, loyal
and specially they have good sense of smell.
That is why almost people like to own a basset hound.
2. Cocker spaniel
Cocker spaniels are one of professional hunting dogs.
However, with a cheerful, this breed is loved by many people and kept in house
as a pet.
These dogs originated from Spain and the nobles used them
for the purpose of hunting wild animals. They have long and down ears that are
very characteristic and look so funny and special. Besides, cocker spaniels are
also popular in United States and the United Kingdom so some people call them
American cocker spaniel or English cocker spaniel.
1. Dachshund
Dachshunds are one of the most popular dogs because they
have special body such as short legs, long body and long ears. Dachshunds
originated in Germany in the 15th century. At that time, the people
trained them to hunt small animals. Over time, they grow in different sizes and
gradually becomes more popular.
The first time, due to being raised for hunting purposes,
the dachshunds which are also called sausage dogs were extremely aggressive.
After that, they were raise to be pets in house.
Dachshunds shows their wisdom and they look quite unique. They possess an elongated head, goggle eyes. These cute dogs are so strong and generally they have dark red or dark brown hair that makes the goods friendly.
Dachshunds are also famous because they are extremely loyal
to their owners, they like to keep their owners’ house and will be happy when
they come back home.
Dachshunds are known as special dogs because they have unique body shapes. They have long bodies but their legs are extremely short. Thanks to friendliness, loyalty, and braveness; Dachshunds are currently the most popular and favorite dogs around the world. Besides the things mentioned above, Dachshund Bonus would like to introduce you to more things that dachshunds are the most adorable dogs you have to possess.
30 super cute moments of dachshunds
I think that if you view all the 30 pictures below, you would
like to adopt a lovely dachshund puppy.
1. When they come with angry faces but they also look extremely adorable.
This is a dachshund when he is angry at his owner. His face looks adorable, doesn’t it? If you love it, adopt a cute dachshund puppy.
2. Sometimes, they have glamorous eyes.
What sticks on my face? Why are you looking at me?
3. A passionate kiss.
“Sometime, dachshunds kiss passionately”
4. When they were invited to join a party.
We are invited to join a party today. But why are there two chairs to three of us? It is inconvenient.
5. Hello, I like you, I wanna kiss you
6. First time eating at a restaurant.
What wrong? This table is not for sitting? No, I don’t want to get off this table.
7. Ow, my leg is hurt
My leg is hurt, don’t touch it
8. When a dachshund was a puppy
Hello, this was me when I was one month old. Did I look so cute?
9. Trying a winter warm sweater.
10. A dachshund mom and cute puppies
Look, I have become a mom of 8 puppies
11. It’s the first time a dachshund dressing up
“Look! How am I with the bow?”
12. A model sausage dog.
13. Having a close friend.
Let me introduce to you, this is my close friend
14. They can catch a ball very well.
In fact, dachshunds have a small short body, that is why
dachshunds are flexible and they can catch a ball easily.
15. Dachshunds are good friends.
16. They have special clothing only for them.
17. They are great racers.
Like catching ball, dachshunds can run fast and they are often champions.
18. They can disguise as sausages or breads easily
19. Dachshunds like to bite love their owners
Mom! Don’t touch me, I will bite you.
20. Sometimes, they are fashionista.
With this raincoat, I am free from water.
21. They are special hunters.
22. When a dachshund gets sick.
Mom, I am sick but I don’t wanna go out to visit doctor.
23. A dachshund likes to jump.
Dachshunds have small body, that is why they are nimble and they like to jump. Let your dachshunds go out and jump on grass.
24. Dachshunds know how to pose for photos
I think this view is suitable for my post. Shot it.
25. Dachshunds may be different but they are real brothers.
Hello, we are not the same but we are brothers and we love together.
Above are the extremely cute and lovely images of the
dachshunds that Dachshund Bonus wants to share with you. If you’re owning Dachshund
dogs, take them out to play more. You can capture lovely moments of your
puppies when they are playing.
Don’t forget to leave a comment if you have any questions!
Dachshunds are not only close friends of humans, they also
bring many surprise benefits that not everyone knows. Dachshund Bonus listed 20
reasons you should have a dachshund puppy by your side.
1. Dachshunds have been close friends of humans for thousands of years.
2. They like to protect your house.
3. They help you reduce stress.
If you feel tired of work, playing with your cute dachshund puppies is one of the most effective ways to reduce stress.
4. They also sympathize with your sadness.
5. They help their owners feel happier.
According to statistics, people who have one or more
dachshunds in their homes lead happier lives, are considerably healthier, live
longer and weigh less than those who don’t.
6. Do you believe? Dachshund help you feel safer whenever you go out.
7. They will always love you unconditionally.
8. They will always loyal to you absolutely.
Dachshunds are special loyal to their owners (even when their owners have died).
9. They help their owners do exercise and improve health.
10. Dachshunds help you improve ability to socialize.
11. They help you feel less lonely when you get older.
12. They never leave you when you get difficult.
13. They help you reduce your risk of heart attack.
Research shows that stroking dachshunds helps you feel more
relaxed and happy, it helps the dachshund owners reduce the risk of heart
attack. In addition, dachshund owners will be recovered faster after a stroke.
14. Do you believe? Dachshunds can help you detect cancer early.
Research shows that dachshunds or other dogs have a
wonderful sense of smell, they can diagnose early cancer with an accuracy of
70-90%.
15. Dachshunds can help you detect and alert seizures early.
Research shows that dachshunds can alert a seizure to people with epilepsy before it happens.
16. They help reduce the risk of allergies in children.
If your babies like to play with dachshund puppies and they often
contact with the dogs, it helps your babies increase their resistance and
reduce allergies with other animals.
17. They are useful for children with autism.
Scientists said that when children with autism are playing
with dachshund puppies, the babies look more clearly significant advances. In
fact, there are many stories of children escaping from autism thanks to
contacting with dogs. (example photo).
18. They help children get healthier.
Many studies show that families with dachshunds or other
dogs have healthier children than those families which do not. The reason is
that when children are in constant contact with dogs, their immune system is
also boosted.
19. The dachshunds can walk the blinds.
20. And finally, dachshunds are so cute.
Comment if you know other reasons you love dachshunds!
If you are a dachshund lover, you have to get crazy because they are super cute. Dachshunds are not only loved but they are also friends of humans and they can protect their owner’s house. When you own a cute puppy, choosing a name for your dog is important so Dachshund Bonus would like to hint for you a list of dachshund names. Choose a cute name for yours.
Names for male dachshunds
Ace Apollo Archie Bailey Bandit Baxter Bear Beau Benji Benny Bentley Blue Bo Boomer Brady Brody Bruce Bruno Brutus Bubba
Buddy Buster Cash Chance Charlie Chase Chester Chewy Chico Coco Cody Cooper Copper Dexter Diesel Duke Finn Frankie George Gizmo Gunner Gus Hank Harley
Henry Hunter Jack Jackson Jake Jasper Jax Joey King Kobe Koda Leo Loki Louie Lucky Luke Marley Maverick Max Mickey Milo Moose Murphy Oliver Ollie Oreo Oscar Otis Peanut Prince Ranger Rex Riley Rocco Rocky Romeo Roscoe Rudy Rufus Rusty Sam Sammy Samson Scout Shadow Simba Tank Teddy Thor Toby Tucker Tyson Walter Winston Zeus Ziggy
Names for female dachshunds
Bella Lucy Daisy Lola Luna Molly Sadie Sophie Bailey Maggie Chloe Lily Abby Allie Angel Annie Athena Ava Baby Belle Bonnie Cali Callie Charlie Charlotte Cleo Coco Cocoa Cookie Dakota Delilah
Dixie Ella Ellie Emma Fiona Gigi Ginger Grace Gracie Gypsy Harley Harper Hazel Heidi Holly Honey Izzy Jasmine Josie Katie Kona Lacey Lady Layla Leia Lexi Lilly Lulu Macy Maddie Marley Maya Mia Mila Millie Minnie Missy Mocha Nala Nina Nova Olive Peanut Pearl Penelope Penny Pepper Phoebe Piper Princess Riley Rosie Roxie Roxy Ruby Sandy Sasha Scout Shadow Shelby Stella Sugar Sydney Trixie Willow Winnie Xena Zoe Zoey
If you want to breed dachshunds, I have to let you know 20
reasons below so that make you think again because you may not have figured out
how cute they are.
1. They never sleep.
2. They are very difficult to be trained, I am really sure about that.
3. They are scary.
4. It’s really a nightmare if you and your dachshund go shopping.
5. Wherever dachshund is, that place will be destroyed.
6. Sometimes, you cannot walk them.
7. It’s not a good idea to put a dachshund indoor.
8. They are not willing to love.
9. They have no weaknesses.
10. They are extremely arrogant and dangerous species.
11. They are not lovely at all.
12. They look scary but they are so shy.
13. They cannot live peacefully with other dogs.
14. They don’t know how to smile.
15. Living with a dachshund is not same as living with a cat.
Some people call them dachshunds, wiener dogs, sausage dogs, or hot dogs but I know that they are the best dogs. Dachshunds are humorous because of their personality and many variations. That makes you feel like a Pokemon trainer and you are trying to catch all dachshunds.
1. Dachshunds are dogs with crazy personalities
Dachshunds are just small dogs but they think they are one
of the biggest dogs. They are not afraid of anything and they are comical, they
like to make their owner laugh. Besides, dachshunds are adventurous, smart and
stubborn. They are free thinkers, which if not trained properly you will get
difficult to manage, but when you train them in the right way it makes your
dachshund extremely entertaining.
2. Dachshunds are small but they are real friends.
Dachshunds are surely the small dogs and they are fierce.
However, you will be turned off by the idea of small dogs because they never
think they are real dogs. Dachshunds belong to the hound and they were bred to
hunt small animal especially birth. Dachshunds are very loyal to their owners
and they are ideal watchdogs. Besides, they always want to make their owner
laugh by crazy activities so you can consider them as good friends.
3. They have a long lifespan.
As small dogs, dachshund tent to have a long lifespan. Generally, a dachshund can live for a period 12 ~ 17 years, even older. Two dachshunds and one mixed dachshund hold places on the list of the 20 oldest dogs on record. Scolly in Mexico, lived for 20 years, Otto (a dachshund-terrier) had been lived for 21 years and one month and the oldest dachshund on record, Chanel in the US, had been lived for 21 years and 114 days. That is why dachshunds are ideal for humans.
4. They are incredibly popular.
Dachshunds were the 13th most popular dog breed in the
United States in 2015. They have beated other popular small breeds like
Chihuahuas, Pugs, Boston Terriers… The dachshund’s popularity has also spawned
a large community of dachshund owners.
5. They are spread so much joy.
If you’re a dog owner, you’ll probably be excited to see any
dog walk by – but dachshunds spread a special kind of joy that seems unique to
them. When you are walking a doxie dog, you will difficult to find a person who
does not light up with happiness he see your dog. Dachshunds seem to bring out
everyone’s inner happiness, which makes them great candidates to be therapy
dogs, and to be your new best friend!
6. They are the most loyal dogs
Do you know? Many famous people owned dachshunds, they are artists such as Pable Picasso, Andy Warhol and David Hockney. Many people love dachshunds because they are the most loyal dog breeds.
Why do dachshunds have long bodies? They are also called
sausage dogs, wiener dogs, they are notorious for long backs and short legs but
why do these dogs come in such a special shape? Long body makes dachshunds the
most special dogs and you will think of a hot-dog when you see a dachshund. Despite
small size and funny body shape, they are actually courageous dogs. They also
have a lively and playful attitude.
8. They think they are humans.
Life can be hard sometimes. Some days we feel link things
couldn’t get it worse. Dachshunds likely think that they are humans because
they consider their owners as their family. You’d understand just how much a
dachshund can turn your bad day around and make you feel better about yourself
and your life. I honestly like them more than some humans
9. Dachshunds are known as the smartest dogs.
Of course, dachshund is man’s best friend and we all know this. But dachshunds really, really are. They are just the most lovable, funny, crazy, smart dogs in the world, and they will steal your heart.
Jesse the Dachshund does whatever it takes to win a sprint race against four other tiny dogs. Killer, Twinky, and Oliver didn’t stand a chance against this fierce competitor!
10. Dachshunds are so confident.
Dachshunds are just small dogs but they are so confident and
they always think they are as big as humans.
11. They can’t steal goods off the counter.
As you know, dachshunds are small dogs with short legs, so
how can they steal goods off the counter or food on a table.
12. They are human protectors.
Dachshunds were bred to hunt and when there is a person threatening their owners, they will be fiercely protective of their owners. Dachshunds form a special bond with one human, and when their special human is “under attack” (whether that be a tickling or an actual attack), the dogs jump to the rescue, fighting off the aggressor!
13. You cannot get angry at them for more than 5 minutes.
Sometimes, stubborn dachshunds may make you get mad with their crazy activities such as sitting on your laptop, stealing your shoe, tearing toilet paper… However, you cannot get angry for long because they will show apologize on their face when they see that you are not happy or angry.
There are a lot of reasons to love and admire a man who
loves animals especially dachshunds. Dachshund Bonus would like to hint for you
the secrets of a man who loves and breeds dachshunds.
1. A man who loves dachshund and he is sentimental and lovely.
Look at how he takes care of his puppy, the girls can be
assured that the guy will take care of them when all gets old. Did you see the man
meticulously teach his dogs when he just got the puppy home. Teach puppy how to
go to the toilet, how to greet and even bath his dog.
2. The man is careful and hearty
The man who loves to own a dachshund, he will be always
considerate and meticulous to each meal for the puppy. Take care of the dog to
make him healthy so the guy will show his love to his girl in the gentle and
considerate way. Especially, always confidently show his affection towards the
person he loves.
3. The man loves dachshund is taciturn
Instead of just saying words of love to you, he often uses his
actions to express affection instead of words, just like how he cuddles his
dogs.
4. His love is very sincere and deep
You don’t know why? Because sometimes he does not need to say but his dachshund also feels very secure and safe.
5. Always want to protect others
Look at how he protects his dachshunds, sometimes you have
to be jealous for your dog. So if you steal his heart you will be covered by
him all your life.
6. When you love a guy who likes to raise dachshunds you will be treated like his dogs
Do you have any more reason for a dog-man to be loved?
Please leave comments below.