Funny and lovely dachshunds as well as other dogs.
Category: Funny
Have you ever owned a dog? Do you think your life will be more fun if you have a dog in the house? Especially the humorous breeds. They seem to know how to make their owners laugh and tend to get joy from that.
Dachshunds can be also called Doxie dogs, Wiener dogs, sausage dogs… They are special because they have long bodies and they are very funny and active. They look weird and they act weirdly. Below is list of 12 reasons you should not own a dachshund in your house.
1. They aren’t smart at all
2. They will occupy your house
Photo by Michelle Robert Weaver
3. They are not cute
Photo by Lauren Liles
4. They never listen to you
Photo by Eba Parsonage
5. Dachshund dogs do not love kids
Photo by Ahn Inocencio
6. These dogs don’t like to stand riding in the car
Photo by Michelle Lowenthal
7. They always ask for food but they look not cute
Photo by Julia Weinstein
8. Sausage dogs never companion with you
9. They are evil even they are puppies
Photo by Troy McGinnis
10. They will never protect you
Photo by Ivy Wagner
11. They are not friendly especially for kids
Photo by Steve Morris
12. Napping anywhere they like
Photo by Michelle Halim
Finally, dachshunds are still cute. Right?
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Dachshunds are also called doxie dogs, sausage dogs, wiener dogs. Low to the ground, and short legged and long bodies. They are special dog breed. They are considered a very good hunter because they have a great sense of smell.
Dachshunds are famous and beloved around the world because
they are so lovely, brave and specially they are very loyal to their owners.
Besides this dog breed is so naughty because of funny
dachshund laws below:
1. If I like it, it is mine.
Photo by Kerry Parker
2. If it is in my mouth, it is mine.
Photo by Ruth Bernard
3. If I had it a little while ago, it is mine.
Photo by Emily Bienvenu
4. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
Photo by Jenny Wilson
5. If it is mine, it must never be yours.
Photo by Dave Pettengill
6. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
Photo by Michael Goldberg
7. If I saw it first, it is mine.
Photo by Wendy Willard
8. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it is mine.
Photo by Ann Prince
9. If I am chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine.
Photo by Sylvia Sylvia dela Selva
10. If it used to be yours, get over it.
Photo by Marcos Pedro
11. If it is broken, it i yours.
Photo by Cliff Golob
12. If it is edible, it is mine.
Photo by Brigitte Kade
13. If I get tired of it, it is yours.
Photo by Amber Craig
14. If I want it back, it is mine.
Photo by Chloe Merrell
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What reasons make you love dachshunds, please comment!
A German Shepherd, Labrador and a dachshund all died and they
are waiting in front of God.
God asks all the dogs what they believe in.
The German Shepherd answers: “I believe in discipline,
training, and loyalty to my owner.”
“Great,” says God, “take a seat on my left
side.”
“Labrador, what do you believe in?” Asks God.
The Labrador answers: “I believe in fun, play, and
loving my owner.”
“Ah,” God said, “You can come sit at my right
side.”
Then he looks at the dachshund: “And how about
you?”
The dachshund hops up on the throne, curls up in a little
ball and says, “I believe you’re in my seat!”
(From Paul Sabin)
2. King of the jungle: dachshund or lion
Photo by Alyssa Triplett
A lost dachshund strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from
a distance and says with caution, “This guy looks delicious, I have never seen
his kind before.”
So the lion starts rushing towards the dachshund with
menace. The dachshund notices and starts to panic, but as he’s about to run, he
sees some bones next to him and gets an idea. He says loudly, “Mmm…that was
some good lion meat!”
The lion abruptly stops and says, “Woah! This guy seems
tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can.” Over by the tree top, a
monkey witnessed everything.
Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this
situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds
to tell the lion what really happened. The lion says angrily, “Get on my back,
we’ll get him together.” And they start rushing back to the dachshund.
The dachshund sees them and realized what happened, starting
to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts, “Where the hell is
that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago…”
(via reddit user shotuken)
3. Difference between a cat and a dachshund
Photo by Jenny Jeanie Kotze
A woman lives with both a cat and a dachshund. Everyday
she’ll feed them, clean up after them and provide plenty of love and attention.
The dachshund is very grateful. As the owner approaches the
dog and fills his bowl with kibbles, the dog thinks” Wow, you do all this for
me, every day. You must be god.”
The owner then walks over to the cat and gives her daily
food. The cat thinks to herself” Wow, you do all this for me, every day. I must
be god.”
Dachshunds have been the best friends of humans for over 18,000 years. And if you are a dachshund lover, have you ever seen or thought that your dachshunds think they are humans? If you are not owning a dachshund, it is time to get one in your house. Dachshund Bonus list hilarious photos below showing that dachshunds think they are humans.
Let’s view the funny photos of dachshunds.
1. They like to go travelling.
Photo by Madi Harris
2. They are really babies.
Photo by Damien Vanderstichelen
3. Using computer.
Photo by Frank Hamilton
4. Driving a car.
Photo by Shipra Pandey
5. They always wear pajamas to sleep.
Photo by Yvonne Waters
6. They like doing Yoga.
Photo by Steve Dawborn
7. These doxie friends are really into what’s on TV.
Photo by Navya Sri Garimella
8. They will be having the laziest Sunday ever.
Photo by Troy Smotherman
9. They love to have sunbath.
Photo by Samuel Lewis Harrison
10. They always have birthday parties.
Photo by Lipták Viktória
12. Sometimes, dachshunds like to read books.
Photo by Lorrett Hagan-Sweet
12. Sometimes, they act weirdly like kids.
Photo by Joyce Kupec Costello
13. They react like a children
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If you are a dachshund lover, you probably think all of your dogs are cute. If you are a doxie dog parent, we are sure that you are the proudest owner of your dachshunds because they are the cutest dogs in the world.
Dachshunds are also called doxie dogs, sausage dogs, wiener
dogs or hot dogs. They are special dogs because they have short legs and long
bodies and they were originally bred to hunt badgers, prairie dogs and small
animals. They are also typically known for their long faces and small size.
Let’s go through funny moments to see how cute the dogs are and let us know the cutest one.
1. Dachshunds are small dogs however they have big eyes.
Photo by Madi Harris
2. When dachshund sleeps.
Photo by Nathan Ranie
3. Confused face.
Photo by Jenna Jane Hunt
4. Droopy Dachshund.
Photo by Ruth Bernard
5. As small dogs, dachshunds are so active and they like to play sports.
Photo by Megan Chudzik
6. Begging dachshund puppy.
Photo by Cathy Kennedy Thrasher
7. Preparing to swim.
Photo by Kristopher Walker
8. Dressing in hot dog costumes.
Photo by Sandra Mazzafera
9. Sometimes, dachshund can fly.
Photo by Iwona M. Mikos
10. Scraggly-eared friends.
Photo by Lucie Plzáková
11. Smiling with confidence.
Photo by Anna Gentry
12. When a dachshund taking sunbathing.
Photo by Silvia Vellozo
13. Have you ever seen your dachshund getting shy?
Photo byEmma Henry
14. It’s a hard life being as gorgeous as me 😂
Photo by Michelle Alenna
15. It seems that dachshunds are the close friends of kids.
Photo by Chelsey Herring
16. Yawning.
Photo by Sabina Horniaková
17. Mom! Your face looks delicious.
Photo by Rhonda Lee Dewees
18. I am taking a bath, why are you looking at me?
Photo by Madison Dubrock
Dachshunds are the cutest dogs, right? This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.
As a dachshund lover, you must know that dachshunds are the cutest friends. They are short and have a shocking number of inappropriate puns. If a dachshund is your love and they are the best dogs in your life. Thanks to friendliness, loyalty and braveness; they are the most favorite and popular dogs in the world. And have you ever thought about how to be a dachshund? Dachshund Bonus will show you 10 things to be a dachshund.
Let’s go through the list and let us know the things you like.
1. Must have belly rubs daily.
Photo by Joshua Jstr M. Caña
2. Be as stubborn as possible.
Photo by Mark Porter
3. Make you laugh when you are sad.
Photo by Carol Tews
4. Be there for you when you are sick.
Photo by Sharon Forte
5. Must get squeaky out of every toy.
Photo by Lisa Conner Cains
6. Take forever to pee.
Photo by Kerry Parker
7. Beg for your food.
Photo by April L Johnson
8. Be your best friend.
Photo by Joyce Kupec Costello
9. Sleep as much as possible.
Photo by Scott Saigusa
10. Be loyal and love you forever.
Photo by Cathy Kennedy Thrasher
It’s great to be a dachshund, right? This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.
Dachshunds or other dogs are always the best friends of humans. They are brave, friendly and lovely. Specially, they are super cute if they are mixed dog breeds. Have you ever figured out how lovely they are?
Hybrid dogs, they are also called designer dog breeds, they
are the results of cross-breeding between two purebred dogs.
When the human carefully was breeding two purebred dogs,
nothing is sure that offspring will come out the same each time. Color,
temperament, coat type, size… can vary more than breeding two dogs of the same
breed.
A dachshund with a strange appearance, a smart pitbull with
blue eyes of Siberian Husky dog or Pomsky a lovely and small dog… They will
make you surprised because they are special hybrid dogs.
Now, let see how the hybrid dogs look like.
Combination of a Husky and a Pitbull gives a strange dog with a funny appearance.
A result of breeding between a Corgi and a Aussie dog breeds will steal your heart.
How do you think about the result of Labrador and Rottweiler?
This is a result of a Husky gentle and a Alsace lady. Is he cute?
A special dog owning body of Pitbull dad and beautiful blue eyes of Siberian Husky mom.
You will wonder what breed the dog is when you see the picture. This is a result of breeding between Alsace and Shar-Pei dog.
This is Corgi-Dalmatian! Is he like a dairy cow?
This is Catahoula Leopard. He looks so great
This is how a result of breeding a Dachshund and a Golden Retriever dog looks like. He is so lovely and unique, right?
This is not a fox, is really a result of breeding between a Husky and a Pomeranian dog.
A small cute dog called Pomsky.
Bonus! A super cute dog. Guess the breeds of his parents.
No matter what breeds the dogs are. They are still the good friends of human. Therefore, you have to own a dachshund or a dog in your house.
Comment your think about the hybrid dogs. Which one is the cutest?
As a dog lover, you must know about dachshunds the cutest dogs on the earth. They have been being friends of humans for over 18,000 years. Even, there are many scientists who confirm that dachshunds are loyal and brave friends and that is why you should have a dachshund puppy beside you. Have you ever thought that dachshunds sometimes act like children?
Do you know why dachshunds are the cutest dogs on the earth?
Here is a list of reasons why dachshunds are the cutest dogs:
1. Getting sad if their owners are not happy
Photo by Courtney Gilland McGhee
2. They are always listening to you
Photo by Timber Ann’e
3. Sometime they think they are superstar
Photo by Chloé Szeremeta
4. They want to play with you
Photo by Ruth Bernard
5. They like to cosplay
Photo by Kring Kring
6. They are willing to accompany their owners everywhere
Photo by Becky Starkey
7. They love to show off their butts
Photo by Nancy Ronquist
8. They will sleep anywhere they like
Photo by Betsy Sanchez
9. They can eat whatever they like
Photo by Karem Rodriguez
10. They like to do exercise
Photo by Lindsay Lyth
11. Sometime they do things that is hard to understand
Photo by Amy Clemmo
12. Simply dachshunds are so cute
Photo by Madi Harris
Dachshunds are so cute, aren’t they? This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.
What reasons make you love dachshunds? Please comment!
Dachshunds are known as the best friends of humans because of their loyalty. However, according to recent research, everything seems to be the results of biochemical reactions are derived from those “innocent” eyes.
Besides,
dachshunds are a very intelligent creature, they are also very loyal to their
owner, they have been living with the human for more than thousands of years. Although
they are our closest friends, there are things we still do not know about them.
1. They always wag their tails
Photo by Sharon Forte
Why are
dachshunds wagging their tails?
Many people think that when dachshund dogs waving their tails it means they are happy when seeing their owners. However, some research has shown that whenever puppies waving their tails, it means they are about to attack you.
Like some other
animals, when they are in danger, they will make some major actions to scared
the opponent before attacking and waving their tails is one of those actions.
2. They can scent disease
Photo by Melissa Lynn
We all know
dachshunds have a very good sense of smell that they can sniff from far away.
However, we still think that dog can barely scent disease, but it has been
proved in some research recently that they can scent disease.
In 2006,
scientists trained dachshunds so they could sniff out diseases like breast
cancer or embryonic cancer and the results were surprisingly high up to 90%.
3. Food for dachshunds
Photo by Nathan Crandall
Many people
believe that foods are good for human health will be also good for their
dachshunds. However, this is not true, there is some human food which cannot be
absorbed by dogs.
Nuts like
grapes, raisins, garlic onions or caffeinated varieties can all be harmful to
doxie friends. Even foods like apples can kill your dachshunds.
4. Tobacco also affects the dachshunds’ brain
Photo by Georgi Nefir
Tobacco has been considered as toxic and condemned for a long time by the world. It affects the nervous system as well as the respiratory system. Just like humans, dachshunds will also be strongly influenced by cigarette smoke. Because the dachshund’s nose is better than humans, the dog’s lung can be suffered more than human lungs. They can have lung or nose disease permanently.
5. Dachshunds have an intelligence of a 2-year-old baby
Photo by Chrystee Foley
Four-legged
friends are very intelligent, they are ranked among the top 10 smartest
animals. However, according to a study of dog scientists, the average
intelligence of dachshunds is equaled to a 2-year-old baby. Dachshunds can
remember 250 words and can do simple math problems such as addition,
subtraction, multiplication, and division.
However, there
will be some dachshunds that are smarter than they can go home with MRT by
themselves.
Dachshunds are not only our pet, but they are also our partner for all these years. They help us guarding our house, make us happy, protect us when needed. There are so many reasons to have a dog next to you. What are you waiting for? Find yourself a cute, little 4-leg friend.
Dachshunds can be also called sausage dogs, doxie dogs, wiener dogs… They are famous and are favorite around the world. Besides, they are also loved because they are extremely brave, there are many stories that dachshunds sacrifice their lives to save their owners. That is why you should own a dachshund dog and find a cool name for your dog is important.
When you are owning a dachshund puppy and you are looking
for a perfect name for your four-legged friend. This is an ideal place for you
to pick up one name for your cute dachshund. Keep reading and discover them
all.
What name do
you want to choose for your dogs?
Pick a name you like, there are many types of name such as funny names, historical names, dachshund dog names from movies… there are so many options for you.
It is better to choose simple names that you can pronounce without difficulty. A good dachshund name can actually enhance his responsiveness and improve communication between you and your dog.
Photo by Amy Clemmo
If possible,
you should choose a name that contains one or two syllables, making it easier
for your four-legged to remember its name. Opt for names that contain the
vowels, “a”, “e” and “i”.
Do not use a
name which belongs to your family member or a common name because it can
confuse your dog.
Cool names for dachshund puppies – MALES
Photo by Lovey Barre’ Comeaux
Below is a list of male dachshund names! If you just adopted a male dachshund puppy and you are wondering what to name it? You have a lot of ideas to pick up a name from a list below:
Ron
Otto
Ken
Oliver
Miguel
Walter
Achilles
Axel
Junior
Dario
Michael
Noe
Lucas
Max
Aldo
Evan
Hank
Jack
Atila
Sultan
Iker
Mark
Francis
Melvin
August
Tom
Bruno
Vincent
Dennis
Rex
Mike
Bob
Brandon
Willy
You cannot find a perfect name for your dachshund puppy?
Don’t worry, you can find more cool names below:
Cool names for dachshund puppies – FEMALES
Photo by Jessica Palmer
If you just owned a tiny female dachshund, she is playful
and lovely. Here is our list of ideas for your sausage dog which is cute and
small.
Flower
Adele
Frida
Pippa
Mandy
Lucy
Uma
Paula
Lady
Mimi
Star
Luna
Gloria
Roma
Linda
Angie
Lilo
Kiara
Amelie
Sasha
Wendy
Meg
Melody
Skye
Cindy
Pearl
Paula
Kelly
Mina
Lina
Dalia
Alli
Grace
Jade
Zoe
Vivi
Leticia
Hillary
Monica
Perfect names for dachshund puppies
Photo by Cathy Kennedy Thrasher
Adopting a new dachshund puppy is always the best choice.
Besides, picking up a perfect name for your lovely four-legged friend is
important. That’s why we list a list of perfect names, let choose one for your
dachshund puppy.
Sissy
Lulu
Isis
Poppy
Harry
Sol
Suzie
Frau
Bonnie
Gizmo
Cutie
Penny
Yeti
Molly
Mary
Koro
Nina
Toby
Rafael
Baby
Mia
Mora
Galo
Cristal
Paco
Bloom
Prince
Tinker
Princess
Spike
Vero
Vicky
Cap
Timmy
Benji
Klaus
Roger
Meg
Bella
Andy
Bambi
Casey
Anita
Lee
Jasper
Lily
Pepe
Mel
Fuzzy
Cookie
Ernie
Cuz
Pumba
Peggy
Gin
Roy
Kiwi
Taz
Pika
Jolly
Gus
Cool names for black dachshunds
Photo by Luis Arochi
There are many types of doxie dogs coming in a variety of color. Therefore, choosing a cool name that makes reference to the dog’s coat color is a great idea! Do you own a black dachshund? If so, you should pick a name for your cute dachshund from the list below:
Jano
Apolo
Sabrina
Merlin
Aiko
Salen
Adam
Zorro
Pierre
Kaiser
Anubis
Winter
Helena
Sanson
Zombi
Rin
Judas
Kaori
Ursula
Luna
Moon
Dandy
Kent
Byron
Nilo
Robin
Orion
Joker
Bull
Dori
Night
Jon
Ghost
Dakota
Stella
Tim
Draco
Hera
Sirius
Fiona
Shadow
Snow
Moira
Shadow
Margot
Bellatrix
Burns
Leonard
Silver
Alaska
Unique dachshund names
Photo by Cathy Kennedy Thrasher
If you own a dachshund and you want your puppy to be the
unique one. That’s cool and that’s why we list a list of unique name for your
sausage dog. Comment if you think your dog’s name is unique.
Clyde
Tiana
Aslan
Buzz
Golfo
Lucky
Thor
Popeye
Mozart
Konan
Kyra
Candy
Bay
Zeus
Simba
Goofy
Pim
Fellini
Napoleon
Romeo
Bengi
Russo
Haru
Masaki
Dollar
Yoko
Miley
Asterix
Zelda
Sherlock
Dante
Woody
Donald
Sheldon
Boss
Nemo
Laika
Fluffly
Kiko
Teddy
Gandalf
Rayo
Golfo
Iris
Tura
Daphne
Rocky
Yuki
Octopus
Frankie
Speedy
Skyler
Hina
Sparky
Kent
Funny names for dachshunds
Photo by Helen Chambers
If you just adopted a dachshund and you love funny things.
The list below is ideal for you.
Sugar
Panda
Puma
Snow
Tambo
Pipo
Lola
Sake
Bacon
Caramel
Rambo
Sweet
Oyster
Tooth
Chili
Hot-dog
Dodo
Minnie
Silvester
Captain
Puppy
Gaston
Alfalfa
Nanny
Dolly
Road runner
Tweety
Lion
Len
Commissioner
Einstein
Dexter
Golf
Naruto
Gel
Freckles
Ginger
Muffin
Goku
Paris
Chips
Apricot
Sparrow
Basil
Buzz
Bugs
Stewy
Batman
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photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the
shares.
Have you chosen cute names for your lovely puppies? Please
comment the names below!
