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August 14, 2019March 24, 2021

5 Amazing Secrets Only Dachshund Owners Understand

5 Amazing Secret Only Dachshund Owners Understand

Dachshunds are known as the best friends of humans because of their loyalty. However, according to recent research, everything seems to be the results of biochemical reactions are derived from those “innocent” eyes.

Besides, dachshunds are a very intelligent creature, they are also very loyal to their owner, they have been living with the human for more than thousands of years. Although they are our closest friends, there are things we still do not know about them.

1. They always wag their tails

Why are dachshunds wagging their tails?

Many people think that when dachshund dogs waving their tails it means they are happy when seeing their owners. However, some research has shown that whenever puppies waving their tails, it means they are about to attack you.

Like some other animals, when they are in danger, they will make some major actions to scared the opponent before attacking and waving their tails is one of those actions.

2. They can scent disease

We all know dachshunds have a very good sense of smell that they can sniff from far away. However, we still think that dog can barely scent disease, but it has been proved in some research recently that they can scent disease.

In 2006, scientists trained dachshunds so they could sniff out diseases like breast cancer or embryonic cancer and the results were surprisingly high up to 90%.

3. Food for dachshunds

Many people believe that foods are good for human health will be also good for their dachshunds. However, this is not true, there is some human food which cannot be absorbed by dogs.

Nuts like grapes, raisins, garlic onions or caffeinated varieties can all be harmful to doxie friends. Even foods like apples can kill your dachshunds.

4. Tobacco also affects the dachshunds’ brain

Tobacco has been considered as toxic and condemned for a long time by the world. It affects the nervous system as well as the respiratory system. Just like humans, dachshunds will also be strongly influenced by cigarette smoke. Because the dachshund’s nose is better than humans, the dog’s lung can be suffered more than human lungs. They can have lung or nose disease permanently.

5. Dachshunds have an intelligence of a 2-year-old baby

Four-legged friends are very intelligent, they are ranked among the top 10 smartest animals. However, according to a study of dog scientists, the average intelligence of dachshunds is equaled to a 2-year-old baby. Dachshunds can remember 250 words and can do simple math problems such as addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division.

However, there will be some dachshunds that are smarter than they can go home with MRT by themselves.

Dachshunds are not only our pet, but they are also our partner for all these years. They help us guarding our house, make us happy, protect us when needed. There are so many reasons to have a dog next to you. What are you waiting for? Find yourself a cute, little 4-leg friend.

August 13, 2019April 22, 2021

Cute Dachshund Names For Your Dachshund Puppies

Dachshunds can be also called sausage dogs, doxie dogs, wiener dogs… They are famous and are favorite around the world. Besides, they are also loved because they are extremely brave, there are many stories that dachshunds sacrifice their lives to save their owners. That is why you should own a dachshund dog and find a cool name for your dog is important.

When you are owning a dachshund puppy and you are looking for a perfect name for your four-legged friend. This is an ideal place for you to pick up one name for your cute dachshund. Keep reading and discover them all.

What name do you want to choose for your dogs?

Pick a name you like, there are many types of name such as funny names, historical names, dachshund dog names from movies… there are so many options for you.

It is better to choose simple names that you can pronounce without difficulty. A good dachshund name can actually enhance his responsiveness and improve communication between you and your dog.

If possible, you should choose a name that contains one or two syllables, making it easier for your four-legged to remember its name. Opt for names that contain the vowels, “a”, “e” and “i”.

Do not use a name which belongs to your family member or a common name because it can confuse your dog.

Cool names for dachshund puppies – MALES

Below is a list of male dachshund names! If you just adopted a male dachshund puppy and you are wondering what to name it? You have a lot of ideas to pick up a name from a list below:

Ron
Otto
Ken
Oliver
Miguel
Walter
Achilles
Axel
Junior
Dario
Michael
Noe
Lucas
Max
Aldo
Evan
Hank
Jack
Atila
Sultan
Iker
Mark
Francis
Melvin
August
Tom
Bruno
Vincent
Dennis
Rex
Mike
Bob
Brandon
Willy

You cannot find a perfect name for your dachshund puppy? Don’t worry, you can find more cool names below:

Cool names for dachshund puppies – FEMALES

If you just owned a tiny female dachshund, she is playful and lovely. Here is our list of ideas for your sausage dog which is cute and small.

Flower
Adele
Frida
Pippa
Mandy
Lucy
Uma
Paula
Lady
Mimi
Star
Luna
Gloria
Roma
Linda
Angie
Lilo
Kiara
Amelie
Sasha
Wendy
Meg
Melody
Skye
Cindy
Pearl
Paula
Kelly
Mina
Lina
Dalia
Alli
Grace
Jade
Zoe
Vivi
Leticia
Hillary
Monica

Perfect names for dachshund puppies

Adopting a new dachshund puppy is always the best choice. Besides, picking up a perfect name for your lovely four-legged friend is important. That’s why we list a list of perfect names, let choose one for your dachshund puppy.

Sissy
Lulu
Isis
Poppy
Harry
Sol
Suzie
Frau
Bonnie
Gizmo
Cutie
Penny
Yeti
Molly
Mary
Koro
Nina
Toby
Rafael
Baby
Mia
Mora
Galo
Cristal
Paco
Bloom
Prince
Tinker
Princess
Spike
Vero
Vicky
Cap
Timmy
Benji
Klaus
Roger
Meg
Bella
Andy
Bambi
Casey
Anita
Lee
Jasper
Lily
Pepe
Mel
Fuzzy
Cookie
Ernie
Cuz
Pumba
Peggy
Gin
Roy
Kiwi
Taz
Pika
Jolly
Gus

Cool names for black dachshunds

There are many types of doxie dogs coming in a variety of color. Therefore, choosing a cool name that makes reference to the dog’s coat color is a great idea! Do you own a black dachshund? If so, you should pick a name for your cute dachshund from the list below:

Jano
Apolo
Sabrina
Merlin
Aiko
Salen
Adam
Zorro
Pierre
Kaiser
Anubis
Winter
Helena
Sanson
Zombi
Rin
Judas
Kaori
Ursula
Luna
Moon
Dandy
Kent
Byron
Nilo
Robin
Orion
Joker
Bull
Dori
Night
Jon
Ghost
Dakota
Stella
Tim
Draco
Hera
Sirius
Fiona
Shadow
Snow
Moira
Shadow
Margot
Bellatrix
Burns
Leonard
Silver
Alaska

Unique dachshund names

If you own a dachshund and you want your puppy to be the unique one. That’s cool and that’s why we list a list of unique name for your sausage dog. Comment if you think your dog’s name is unique.

Clyde
Tiana
Aslan
Buzz
Golfo
Lucky
Thor
Popeye
Mozart
Konan
Kyra
Candy
Bay
Zeus
Simba
Goofy
Pim
Fellini
Napoleon
Romeo
Bengi
Russo
Haru
Masaki
Dollar
Yoko
Miley
Asterix
Zelda
Sherlock
Dante
Woody
Donald
Sheldon
Boss
Nemo
Laika
Fluffly
Kiko
Teddy
Gandalf
Rayo
Golfo
Iris
Tura
Daphne
Rocky
Yuki
Octopus
Frankie
Speedy
Skyler
Hina
Sparky
Kent

Funny names for dachshunds

If you just adopted a dachshund and you love funny things. The list below is ideal for you.

Sugar
Panda
Puma
Snow
Tambo
Pipo
Lola
Sake
Bacon
Caramel
Rambo
Sweet
Oyster
Tooth
Chili
Hot-dog
Dodo
Minnie
Silvester
Captain
Puppy
Gaston
Alfalfa
Nanny
Dolly
Road runner
Tweety
Lion
Len
Commissioner
Einstein
Dexter
Golf
Naruto
Gel
Freckles
Ginger
Muffin
Goku
Paris
Chips
Apricot
Sparrow
Basil
Buzz
Bugs
Stewy
Batman

This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.

Have you chosen cute names for your lovely puppies? Please comment the names below!

August 9, 2019March 23, 2021

10 Reasons Dachshunds Are The Funniest Dogs

If you are a dachshund owner, you must be familiar with funny moments or lovely activities your sausage dogs do. Your four-legged friends can be very entertaining any time they feel happy or even just feel comfortable. It makes us wonder what’s going in their head. You may not understand why the doxie dogs do some things that don’t seem to make any sense. However, what you can see is the dachshunds can give me entertainment for hours and never cease to amaze us.

There are 10 reasons showing that dachshunds are the funniest dogs.

1. Barking at anything they don’t like.

As being hunting dogs, dachshunds do not hesitate to bark at something annoying them or even they just don’t like the things. Besides, they also bark at their own refection in the mirror or in a window madly.

2. Eating grass.

Have you even seen your dogs eating grass in the park or on the yard? The scientists don’t know for sure why they like to eat grass, maybe they used to be hunting dogs and they were wild animals. Sometimes dachshund puppies know they have eaten wrong things what are not goods for their health and want to get rid of it, that is why they decide to eat grass and they believe that the grass helps them to be sick. Other times does somehow know that they need a certain nutrient so they eat grass because they know it will help them.

3. Action when dreaming.

I think if you owned a dachshund puppy, you may catch that your dachshund will twitch when he drift off in to a deep sleep. It’s so funny to watch such the situation. The dachshund puppies look so lovely and sweet twitching their nose, mouth, legs and tail. Sometimes the sausage dogs even show that they will be running while sleeping when they are chasing other animal in their dream.

4. Being hate the toilet paper rolls.

We know that dachshunds eat weird stuff at some point in their lives. They get into the toilet room when you’re not looking, steal a roll of toilet paper to shred or even eat the paper. Until now, I don’t know why the dogs like to do that. It may be an odd behavior of the mischievous dogs.

5. Seemingly barking at nothing

Have you even been watching a TV show or just working with your computer and suddenly your dachshund barks at nothing? You quickly ran to the dogs and could not see or hear anything that make the dog attend to. You might feel creepy, however you have to know that dachshunds or other dogs have much better hearing than we can do so the dogs have perhaps just heard something that you cannot hear.

6. Moving their leg when you scratch their belly.

Have you ever scratched your dachshunds’ belly? And do they kick or move their legs when you get a really good spot? It’s normal because this is a reflex the dogs have developed for years. Their nerved ending react and they are willing to move their legs when you rub or scratch them. It is so funny to watch your puppies moving their legs when you are scratching them, right?

7. Putting their face out the car window.

It’s funny to watch a dachshund sitting in a car with his head out of the window with ears and tongue flapping away. It’s normal because dachshunds or other dogs just love putting their head out of the car windows and enjoying the fresh air with their face.

8. Trying and getting on the sofa like they are the owners.

Dachshunds like to squeeze onto a sofa even they can make it full. The reason maybe your dachshunds think they are your Bosses and they can do whatever they like and you have to serve them like helpers.

9. Sleeping in weird positions.

We all like to get a nice and comfortable positions when we sleep. However dachshunds seem to do the opposite. They sometime fine the most awkward positions to sleep with their bodies all curled up, their legs up in the air and their heads look uncomfortable. Maybe this position is really a good idea for your dogs and they are happy to doze off.

10. Eating disgusting things.

Sometime dachshund like to eat really disgusting things such as shoes, toilet paper rolls, or even underwear…

Dachshunds are also called sausages, wiener dogs, doxie or hot dogs. Conclusion, dachshunds are very lovely, right? This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.

What reasons make you love your dachshunds. Please comment.

August 2, 2019April 22, 2021

15 Terrible Things Dachshunds Often Do When You Are Not Home

No matter where you go or what to do, if you have to leave your dachshunds at home, you will certainly wonder what he is doing. This is normal because it shows how much you love your four-legged friends. Especially, you also understand quite well about these friend’s disruptive level. Let’s see what your doxie puppies will do when you are not home.

1. Preparing a hearty party.

When you are not home. Your mischievous dachshunds often ransack the kitchen and the reason is simply that they want a hearty party.

2. Whining to call friends.

3. Doing nothing.

4. Eating paper types such as toilet paper, news papers…

5. Sometimes, they don’t know what they are doing.

Don’t ask me, I don’t know what I am doing, it just an activity when I am bored.

6. Tidying up your clothes.

7. Fighting.

8. Cleaning the house.

9. Going out to meet friends.

10. Finding your mysterious items like black funds.

11. Helping you sort waste.

Rummaging through garbage is forte of dachshunds.

12. Exploring.

What is greater than exploring the house when the owner is out of here?

13. Playing hide and seek alone.

14. Sleeping.

15. Missing for you.

You see, dachshunds are very mischievous and lovely, that is why they are famous and owned in around the world. No reasons not to have a dachshund, right? All the photos were collected from Dachshund Bonus Group. Thanks to all members who shared the photos.

If you love your dachshunds, please comment the reasons that make you love dachshunds.

July 30, 2019April 22, 2021

15 Reasons Dachshunds Are The Worst Dogs

Dachshunds are also called sausages, wiener dogs, doxie or hot dogs. They are one of the most popular of all dog breeds in the United States. The common reasons such as loveliness, playfulness, activeness… Besides, They are loyal four-legged friends, they are very attached to their family and they will protect you if someone threatens you. In addition, there are 15 more reasons why you should own a dachshund, please check them below.

Below are 15 reasons why dachshunds are the worst dogs you have to live with.

1. They are always beside you.

2. They always think they are your Boss and you are just their driver.

3. They pretend to be cute.

4. They are very curious.

5. Look, they’re already taking over.

6. They are not good kids.

7. Attention! They are plotting ways to take over your account.

8. You will never have free time.

9. They always watch out for you.

10. They are fierce.

11. They are only using you.

12. They sometimes have strange behaviors.

13. They can get embarrassed.

14. They want to have some fun.

15. And how evil they are!

Conclusion, dachshunds are very lovely, right? This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.

What reasons make you love dachshunds. Please comment.

June 28, 2019March 24, 2021

20 Benefits Of Being a Dachshund Owner You Didn’t Know

Dachshunds are not only close friends of humans, they also bring many surprise benefits that not everyone knows. Dachshund Bonus listed 20 reasons you should have a dachshund puppy by your side.

1. Dachshunds have been close friends of humans for thousands of years.

2. They like to protect your house.

3. They help you reduce stress.

If you feel tired of work, playing with your cute dachshund puppies is one of the most effective ways to reduce stress.

4. They also sympathize with your sadness.

5. They help their owners feel happier.

According to statistics, people who have one or more dachshunds in their homes lead happier lives, are considerably healthier, live longer and weigh less than those who don’t.

6. Do you believe? Dachshund help you feel safer whenever you go out.

7. They will always love you unconditionally.

8. They will always loyal to you absolutely.

Dachshunds are special loyal to their owners (even when their owners have died).

You may like to read: Dachshunds The Most Loyal Dogs In The World

9. They help their owners do exercise and improve health.

10. Dachshunds help you improve ability to socialize.

11. They help you feel less lonely when you get older.

12. They never leave you when you get difficult.

13. They help you reduce your risk of heart attack.

Research shows that stroking dachshunds helps you feel more relaxed and happy, it helps the dachshund owners reduce the risk of heart attack. In addition, dachshund owners will be recovered faster after a stroke.

14. Do you believe? Dachshunds can help you detect cancer early.

Research shows that dachshunds or other dogs have a wonderful sense of smell, they can diagnose early cancer with an accuracy of 70-90%.

15. Dachshunds can help you detect and alert seizures early.

Research shows that dachshunds can alert a seizure to people with epilepsy before it happens.

16. They help reduce the risk of allergies in children.

If your babies like to play with dachshund puppies and they often contact with the dogs, it helps your babies increase their resistance and reduce allergies with other animals.

17. They are useful for children with autism.

Scientists said that when children with autism are playing with dachshund puppies, the babies look more clearly significant advances. In fact, there are many stories of children escaping from autism thanks to contacting with dogs. (example photo).

18. They help children get healthier.

Many studies show that families with dachshunds or other dogs have healthier children than those families which do not. The reason is that when children are in constant contact with dogs, their immune system is also boosted.

19. The dachshunds can walk the blinds.

20. And finally, dachshunds are so cute.

Comment if you know other reasons you love dachshunds!

June 23, 2019April 22, 2021

18 Funny Reasons Why You Should Not Own A Dachshund

If you want to breed dachshunds, I have to let you know 20 reasons below so that make you think again because you may not have figured out how cute they are.

1. They never sleep.

2. They are very difficult to be trained, I am really sure about that.

3. They are scary.

4. It’s really a nightmare if you and your dachshund go shopping.

5. Wherever dachshund is, that place will be destroyed.

6. Sometimes, you cannot walk them.

7. It’s not a good idea to put a dachshund indoor.

8. They are not willing to love.

9. They have no weaknesses.

10. They are extremely arrogant and dangerous species.

11. They are not lovely at all.

12. They look scary but they are so shy.

13. They cannot live peacefully with other dogs.

14. They don’t know how to smile.

15. Living with a dachshund is not same as living with a cat.

16. Do not let them reach babies.

17. They don’t know how to play by themselves.

18. And finally, they are not lovely at all.

Should you own a dachshund or not? Please comment

June 16, 2019March 23, 2021

11 Things Dachshund Owners May Not Understand

A lover you may not need however a dachshund is a must-have because these four-legged friends are the most loyal to the human. You have to love and care for your dachshund in order to keep a good friendship between you and your doxie dog.

Below is a collection that your cute sausage dog would like to send to you via his actions and understand more about your dachshund.

1. Communicating via the eyes.

Researchers from Japan found that when a puppy looks at you with a normal face and that means he is satisfied. The research also said that Oxytocin (the love hormone) would be increased quickly when the dogs look their owner.

2. Bringing everything to you

Generally, a dachshund will bring a toy or what he likes to a side playing along. But, if the dog brings some things and give them to you, that means the he loves you and he would like to give you a gift.

3. Lifting one leg up

When your cute dachshund looks at one thing and lifts his leg up. Don’t think that he is going to pee. Actually he is preparing to hunt an animal especially a bird.

4. Cowering body

When your dachshund bend down his head and try to keep his body look shrunk, this is a sign of a fear of a threat.

5. Tearing stuffs

If your dachshund is trained, he may tear some stuffs in your house because he feels boring or he is afraid of being abandoned. If he still tears things even he is trained already, that means he is full of energy, you need to walk him or let him work out more.

6. Siting on your feet

There are many reasons your dachshund can do this. If he is worried about separation, this is a common way to try to comfort himself by being closer to you. If he envies another dogs, your dachshund would like to show that you are for him only.

If not above, your puppy probably just wants to be around you.

7. Yawning

Dachshunds don’t just yawn when they are tired, they can also do the same when they are stressed or feared. If your dachshund yawns around strangers, it is a sign that he does not dislike and feels uncomfortable with him.

8. Relying on you

If your dachshund relies on you, it means he is wanting to get your attention, cuddle and show affection to you. This action can also help the dog feel safer.

9. Sticking out tongue

When the dachshund’s tongue extends out of the mouth and withdraws immediately, this is often a sign of discomfort, or an unwanted stranger making him worry.

10. Wanting to sleep beside you

Not only the dachshund likes to sleep on your bed, but he also wants to be close to you. There are conflicting opinions about whether letting dogs sleep beside you or not, most veterinarians don’t see any danger unless you are allergic to pets or asthma.

11. Calmly staring at you when you leave the house

If your dachshund silently observes you when you leave the house, this is a good sign. If not, if he has a feeling of separation, anxiety and he can destroy furniture or howling in the house when you go out.

June 6, 2019March 24, 2021

9 REASONS TO ADOPT A DACHSHUND NOW

Dachshunds were domesticated by humans at first, they became our friends for 18,000 years. And scientists found reasons why you must adopt a dachshund. You can show these reasons for your friends, your family to convince them to adopt one.

1. Dachshund always make you laugh

Researchers at the Society & Animals magazine made a survey the people who own dachshunds and other animals. The question is how often they laugh a day since they started owning the pet. The results showed that people who own dachshunds or dogs said that they feel happier and laugh more than cats or other animals.

2. Dachshund is very loyal

In the past, dachshunds and other dogs lived in a herd. Now, these behaviors exist until now however, if you adopted a dachshund, he/she would follow you and be faithful to you. Mr. Stephen Zawistowski, a scientific advisor of the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals said that when dachshunds were adopted, they would consider their owner a member of their herd.

3. Dachshund owner will become more friendly

Scientists of Liverpool and Bristol University said that doxie owners are more open and friendly than other people. That is proven when people walk their dogs and meet other people, that helps them have a chance to contact together especially they meet other dog owners.

4. They help you get stronger and more healthy

Indeed, science has shown that children who live in a family with dogs have a much lower risk of asthma and allergies than other children. A study published by the American Academy of Sciences says that a dog’s body can carry a bacterium called Lactobacillus, which helps children boost immunity against some common allergy viruses.

5. Owning a dachshund makes people more physically active

Obesity is a matter of concern for officer, a scientific study has shown that if these people own a dachshund or a dog, they will have the opportunity to fight the disease. According to a report from the University of Michigan (USA), 60% of dachshund owners have significantly reduced their weight because they spend at least 30 minutes a day walking their dog. Even older people who own dachshunds have a better health because they spend much time walking their dogs in the park or around the area they live in.

6. Dachshund can save your life or other animals.

The story of a Florida cat saved by a blood transfusion from a dog at the zoo has become an example of this point. According to scientists, some dachshunds and some dogs own a universal blood type – that is, the ability to give blood to other animals like O blood of human. Besides, dachshunds are considered as an alarm system to advise their owner when there are any dangers issued about 15 minutes. For example, epilepsy, before the owner suddenly falls down and twitches, the dog may alert his owner to be proactive.

7. Dachshund owners often have more purpose to live

This is especially suitable for elderly people when they are at a time to go to the heaven. According to a report by the Journal of Social Psychology, elderly dachshund owners will find more goals to continue living than others because they often care for their puppies. Even some elderly people said that raising dogs helps them feel more satisfied with life when their children are too busy with work so they cannot take care of their parents.

8. Dachshund owners will become more confident

Another research shows that owning dachshunds will help those who are self-deprecating (due to weight, appearance …) become more confident in social integration. Those who carried out the study give their dogs to 100 people with autism, who were afraid of social contact. After 10 months, 63 people were able to interact normally with others without any feeling of embarrassment or lack of confidence.

9. Owning a dachshund helps the owner feel happy

Just by interacting with the small friend every day, body of the dog owner can produce an active substance called oxytocin more than usual. According to scientists, oxytocin, also known as love hormones, plays a role in reducing stress, stabilizing blood pressure and increasing feelings of closeness.

Are these reasons enough to convince you to take a 4-legged friend home? If the answer is yes, be ready to take on the responsibility of a reliable companion with this lovely animal.