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November 17, 2019December 1, 2023

Funny Dachshund House’s Rules

As a dachshund lover, you think that dachshunds are one of the loveliest animals in the world, right? Dachshunds are also called sausage dogs, wiener dogs, doxie dogs… they are famous and owned around the world. To those who are about to own a four-legged friend, spend your time playing with them and consult ideas of experienced people. However, have you ever heard about Dachshund’s House Rules?

Here are 10 Dachshund’s House Rules

1. Don’t come home smelling of other dogs.

2. You must feed me every goodie you eat.

3. Don’t call me or lead me to a bath.

4. Let me outside even though I just came in, there was an area I forgot to sniff.

5. I can sleep anywhere I choose even if it means you trip over me.

6. Don’t shhhh me from barking while you are on the phone, I heard the wind blowing the leaves.

7. Don’t move me while sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed, you have enough room on the edge.

8. Don’t think you can leave a room without me.

9. If it lands on the floor It is mine!

10. You will never pee alone again.

October 2, 2019March 23, 2021

12 Reasons You Should Not Own A Dachshund

Dachshunds can be also called Doxie dogs, Wiener dogs, sausage dogs… They are special because they have long bodies and they are very funny and active. They look weird and they act weirdly. Below is list of 12 reasons you should not own a dachshund in your house.

1. They aren’t smart at all

2. They will occupy your house

3. They are not cute

4. They never listen to you

5. Dachshund dogs do not love kids

6. These dogs don’t like to stand riding in the car

7. They always ask for food but they look not cute

8. Sausage dogs never companion with you

9. They are evil even they are puppies

10. They will never protect you

11. They are not friendly especially for kids

12. Napping anywhere they like

Finally, dachshunds are still cute. Right?

This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.

September 30, 2019April 22, 2021

Funny Dachshund Property Laws

Dachshunds are also called doxie dogs, sausage dogs, wiener dogs. Low to the ground, and short legged and long bodies. They are special dog breed. They are considered a very good hunter because they have a great sense of smell.

Dachshunds are famous and beloved around the world because they are so lovely, brave and specially they are very loyal to their owners.

Besides this dog breed is so naughty because of funny dachshund laws below:

1. If I like it, it is mine.

2. If it is in my mouth, it is mine.

3. If I had it a little while ago, it is mine.

4. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

5. If it is mine, it must never be yours.

6. If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.

7. If I saw it first, it is mine.

8. If you are playing with something else and put it down, it is mine.

9. If I am chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine.

10. If it used to be yours, get over it.

11. If it is broken, it i yours.

12. If it is edible, it is mine.

13. If I get tired of it, it is yours.

14. If I want it back, it is mine.

This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.

What reasons make you love dachshunds, please comment!

September 7, 2019April 22, 2021

Funniest Dachshund Jokes

1. You’re sitting in my seat

A German Shepherd, Labrador and a dachshund all died and they are waiting in front of God.

God asks all the dogs what they believe in.

The German Shepherd answers: “I believe in discipline, training, and loyalty to my owner.”

“Great,” says God, “take a seat on my left side.”

“Labrador, what do you believe in?” Asks God.

The Labrador answers: “I believe in fun, play, and loving my owner.”

“Ah,” God said, “You can come sit at my right side.”

Then he looks at the dachshund: “And how about you?”

The dachshund hops up on the throne, curls up in a little ball and says, “I believe you’re in my seat!”

(From Paul Sabin)

2. King of the jungle: dachshund or lion

A lost dachshund strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution, “This guy looks delicious, I have never seen his kind before.”

So the lion starts rushing towards the dachshund with menace. The dachshund notices and starts to panic, but as he’s about to run, he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea. He says loudly, “Mmm…that was some good lion meat!”

The lion abruptly stops and says, “Woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can.” Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything.

Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened. The lion says angrily, “Get on my back, we’ll get him together.” And they start rushing back to the dachshund.

The dachshund sees them and realized what happened, starting to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts, “Where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago…”

(via reddit user shotuken)

3. Difference between a cat and a dachshund

A woman lives with both a cat and a dachshund. Everyday she’ll feed them, clean up after them and provide plenty of love and attention.

The dachshund is very grateful. As the owner approaches the dog and fills his bowl with kibbles, the dog thinks” Wow, you do all this for me, every day. You must be god.”

The owner then walks over to the cat and gives her daily food. The cat thinks to herself” Wow, you do all this for me, every day. I must be god.”

September 4, 2019April 22, 2021

Hilarious Reasons Dachshunds Think They Are Humans

Dachshunds have been the best friends of humans for over 18,000 years. And if you are a dachshund lover, have you ever seen or thought that your dachshunds think they are humans? If you are not owning a dachshund, it is time to get one in your house. Dachshund Bonus list hilarious photos below showing that dachshunds think they are humans.

Let’s view the funny photos of dachshunds.

1. They like to go travelling.

2. They are really babies.

3. Using computer.

4. Driving a car.

5. They always wear pajamas to sleep.

6. They like doing Yoga.

7. These doxie friends are really into what’s on TV.

8. They will be having the laziest Sunday ever.

9. They love to have sunbath.

10. They always have birthday parties.

12. Sometimes, dachshunds like to read books.

12. Sometimes, they act weirdly like kids.

13. They react like a children

This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.

Do your dogs act like humans? Please comment.

August 27, 2019December 1, 2023

Top Funny Moments Showing That Dachshunds Are The Cutest Dogs

If you are a dachshund lover, you probably think all of your dogs are cute. If you are a doxie dog parent, we are sure that you are the proudest owner of your dachshunds because they are the cutest dogs in the world.

Dachshunds are also called doxie dogs, sausage dogs, wiener dogs or hot dogs. They are special dogs because they have short legs and long bodies and they were originally bred to hunt badgers, prairie dogs and small animals. They are also typically known for their long faces and small size.

Let’s go through funny moments to see how cute the dogs are and let us know the cutest one.

1. Dachshunds are small dogs however they have big eyes.

2. When dachshund sleeps.

3. Confused face.

4. Droopy Dachshund.

5. As small dogs, dachshunds are so active and they like to play sports.

6. Begging dachshund puppy.

7. Preparing to swim.

8. Dressing in hot dog costumes.

9. Sometimes, dachshund can fly.

10. Scraggly-eared friends.

11. Smiling with confidence.

12. When a dachshund taking sunbathing.

13. Have you ever seen your dachshund getting shy?

14. It’s a hard life being as gorgeous as me 😂

15. It seems that dachshunds are the close friends of kids.

16. Yawning.

17. Mom! Your face looks delicious.

18. I am taking a bath, why are you looking at me?

Dachshunds are the cutest dogs, right? This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.

August 25, 2019April 22, 2021

How To Be A Dachshund?

As a dachshund lover, you must know that dachshunds are the cutest friends. They are short and have a shocking number of inappropriate puns. If a dachshund is your love and they are the best dogs in your life. Thanks to friendliness, loyalty and braveness; they are the most favorite and popular dogs in the world. And have you ever thought about how to be a dachshund? Dachshund Bonus will show you 10 things to be a dachshund.

Let’s go through the list and let us know the things you like.

1. Must have belly rubs daily.

2. Be as stubborn as possible.

3. Make you laugh when you are sad.

4. Be there for you when you are sick.

5. Must get squeaky out of every toy.

6. Take forever to pee.

7. Beg for your food.

8. Be your best friend.

9. Sleep as much as possible.

10. Be loyal and love you forever.

It’s great to be a dachshund, right? This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.

August 25, 2019April 22, 2021

Dachshund Parade Costumes That Are Just Too Cute

There were more than 100 dachshund dogs participated in the annual parade on May 27 in St Petersburg (Russian Federation).

The Dachshund dog parade is not a traditional event in Russia. This event has just been started since 2011, but this is a great celebration for those who love short-legged and long-bodied friends. During this holiday, the dachshunds were dressed in beautiful costumes and walked by their owners while marching on the 24m long road in Vasilyevsky Island.

In the early years of holding the events, the dogs were disguised, dressed simply as princesses or dancers, but at the recent parades, imagination of the owners turned the lovely dachshund puppies in new styles. This year, visitors have seen dogs dressed as Sphinx, a king, Rock singer or captain Jack Sparrow of Pirates of the Caribbean…

Parade events often attract a lot of visitors. Visitors here not only admire the dogs in many unique poses but also can choose the dachshund with the most impressive costumes.

Follow the latest images in this unique parade:

A lovely satan. Photo by AFP/Getty Images.

In the picture is a luxurious dog “lady” with gaudy black hair and impressive earrings. Photo by AFP/Getty Images

The owner of this dachshund must love flowers, so he has “makeup” for his dog with two big flowers. Photo by AP.

This dog was dressed in a Chinese emperor’s cloth, matched his owner’s outfit. Photo by AP

Hello, I am a cute dairy cow. Photo by AP

Comment which costumes that impress you.

August 20, 2019April 25, 2021

Top Cutest Hybrid Dogs. Look How A Hybrid Dachshund Looks Like

Dachshunds or other dogs are always the best friends of humans. They are brave, friendly and lovely. Specially, they are super cute if they are mixed dog breeds. Have you ever figured out how lovely they are?

Hybrid dogs, they are also called designer dog breeds, they are the results of cross-breeding between two purebred dogs.

When the human carefully was breeding two purebred dogs, nothing is sure that offspring will come out the same each time. Color, temperament, coat type, size… can vary more than breeding two dogs of the same breed.

A dachshund with a strange appearance, a smart pitbull with blue eyes of Siberian Husky dog or Pomsky a lovely and small dog… They will make you surprised because they are special hybrid dogs.

Now, let see how the hybrid dogs look like.

Combination of a Husky and a Pitbull gives a strange dog with a funny appearance.

A result of breeding between a Corgi and a Aussie dog breeds will steal your heart.

How do you think about the result of Labrador and Rottweiler?

This is a result of a Husky gentle and a Alsace lady. Is he cute?

A special dog owning body of Pitbull dad and beautiful blue eyes of Siberian Husky mom.

You will wonder what breed the dog is when you see the picture. This is a result of breeding between Alsace and Shar-Pei dog.

This is Corgi-Dalmatian! Is he like a dairy cow?

This is Catahoula Leopard. He looks so great

This is how a result of breeding a Dachshund and a Golden Retriever dog looks like. He is so lovely and unique, right?

This is not a fox, is really a result of breeding between a Husky and a Pomeranian dog.

A small cute dog called Pomsky.

Bonus! A super cute dog. Guess the breeds of his parents.

No matter what breeds the dogs are. They are still the good friends of human. Therefore, you have to own a dachshund or a dog in your house.

Comment your think about the hybrid dogs. Which one is the cutest?

August 16, 2019March 23, 2021

12 Amazing Reasons Dachshunds Are The Cutest Dogs On The Earth

As a dog lover, you must know about dachshunds the cutest dogs on the earth. They have been being friends of humans for over 18,000 years. Even, there are many scientists who confirm that dachshunds are loyal and brave friends and that is why you should have a dachshund puppy beside you. Have you ever thought that dachshunds sometimes act like children?

Do you know why dachshunds are the cutest dogs on the earth?

Here is a list of reasons why dachshunds are the cutest dogs:

1. Getting sad if their owners are not happy

2. They are always listening to you

3. Sometime they think they are superstar

4. They want to play with you

5. They like to cosplay

6. They are willing to accompany their owners everywhere

7. They love to show off their butts

8. They will sleep anywhere they like

9. They can eat whatever they like

10. They like to do exercise

11. Sometime they do things that is hard to understand

12. Simply dachshunds are so cute

Dachshunds are so cute, aren’t they? This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.

What reasons make you love dachshunds? Please comment!