Funny Dachshund House’s Rules

Funny Dachshund House's Rules

As a dachshund lover, you think that dachshunds are one of the loveliest animals in the world, right? Dachshunds are also called sausage dogs, wiener dogs, doxie dogs… they are famous and owned around the world. To those who are about to own a four-legged friend, spend your time playing with them and consult ideas of experienced people. However, have you ever heard about Dachshund’s House Rules?

Here are 10 Dachshund’s House Rules

1. Don’t come home smelling of other dogs.

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2. You must feed me every goodie you eat.

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3. Don’t call me or lead me to a bath.

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4. Let me outside even though I just came in, there was an area I forgot to sniff.

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5. I can sleep anywhere I choose even if it means you trip over me.

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6. Don’t shhhh me from barking while you are on the phone, I heard the wind blowing the leaves.

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7. Don’t move me while sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed, you have enough room on the edge.

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8. Don’t think you can leave a room without me.

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9. If it lands on the floor It is mine!

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10. You will never pee alone again.

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How To Be A Dachshund?

As a dachshund lover, you must know that dachshunds are the cutest friends. They are short and have a shocking number of inappropriate puns. If a dachshund is your love and they are the best dogs in your life. Thanks to friendliness, loyalty and braveness; they are the most favorite and popular dogs in the world. And have you ever thought about how to be a dachshund? Dachshund Bonus will show you 10 things to be a dachshund.

Let’s go through the list and let us know the things you like.

1. Must have belly rubs daily.

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2. Be as stubborn as possible.

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3. Make you laugh when you are sad.

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4. Be there for you when you are sick.

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5. Must get squeaky out of every toy.

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6. Take forever to pee.

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7. Beg for your food.

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8. Be your best friend.

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9. Sleep as much as possible.

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10. Be loyal and love you forever.

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It’s great to be a dachshund, right? This article uses photos from Dachshund Bonus Group and the photos were shared by member of the group. Thanks to all members for the shares.