Funny Dachshund House’s Rules

Funny Dachshund House's Rules

As a dachshund lover, you think that dachshunds are one of the loveliest animals in the world, right? Dachshunds are also called sausage dogs, wiener dogs, doxie dogs… they are famous and owned around the world. To those who are about to own a four-legged friend, spend your time playing with them and consult ideas of experienced people. However, have you ever heard about Dachshund’s House Rules?

Here are 10 Dachshund’s House Rules

1. Don’t come home smelling of other dogs.

Photo by Barb Arnold Soski‎

2. You must feed me every goodie you eat.

Photo by Morgan Miriam Edge‎

3. Don’t call me or lead me to a bath.

Photo by Magda Tymińska‎

4. Let me outside even though I just came in, there was an area I forgot to sniff.

Photo by Carrie Ryan Foote‎

5. I can sleep anywhere I choose even if it means you trip over me.

Photo by Dani Brugman‎

6. Don’t shhhh me from barking while you are on the phone, I heard the wind blowing the leaves.

Photo by Lon Kincaid‎

7. Don’t move me while sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed, you have enough room on the edge.

Photo by Geist J Fok‎

8. Don’t think you can leave a room without me.

Photo by Michelle Krause‎

9. If it lands on the floor It is mine!

Photo by Dragut Florin‎

10. You will never pee alone again.

Photo by Carrie Ryan Foote‎

15 Terrible Things Dachshunds Often Do When You Are Not Home

No matter where you go or what to do, if you have to leave your dachshunds at home, you will certainly wonder what he is doing. This is normal because it shows how much you love your four-legged friends. Especially, you also understand quite well about these friend’s disruptive level. Let’s see what your doxie puppies will do when you are not home.

1. Preparing a hearty party.

Photo by Louisa Smith

When you are not home.  Your mischievous dachshunds often ransack the kitchen and the reason is simply that they want a hearty party.

2. Whining to call friends.

Photo by Vicky VanPelt‎

3. Doing nothing.

Photo by Luis Arochi‎

4. Eating paper types such as toilet paper, news papers…

Photo by Bridget Williams

5. Sometimes, they don’t know what they are doing.

Photo by Patricia Lamarche‎

Don’t ask me, I don’t know what I am doing, it just an activity when I am bored.

6. Tidying up your clothes.

Photo by John Layman

7. Fighting.

Photo by Grace Rice‎

8. Cleaning the house.

Photo by Kelsey Suver‎

9. Going out to meet friends.

Photo by Melissa A Madsen‎

10. Finding your mysterious items like black funds.

Photo by Lisa Lowery

11. Helping you sort waste.

Photo by Lexi Bowes

Rummaging through garbage is forte of dachshunds.

12. Exploring.

Photo by Lily Motok‎

What is greater than exploring the house when the owner is out of here?

13. Playing hide and seek alone.

Photo by Phyllis Bailey‎

14. Sleeping.

Photo by Deirdre Canale Mork‎

15. Missing for you.

Photo by Bruna Maria Mc Kenna‎

You see, dachshunds are very mischievous and lovely, that is why they are famous and owned in around the world. No reasons not to have a dachshund, right? All the photos were collected from Dachshund Bonus Group. Thanks to all members who shared the photos.

If you love your dachshunds, please comment the reasons that make you love dachshunds.