Funny Dachshund House’s Rules

Funny Dachshund House's Rules

As a dachshund lover, you think that dachshunds are one of the loveliest animals in the world, right? Dachshunds are also called sausage dogs, wiener dogs, doxie dogs… they are famous and owned around the world. To those who are about to own a four-legged friend, spend your time playing with them and consult ideas of experienced people. However, have you ever heard about Dachshund’s House Rules?

Here are 10 Dachshund’s House Rules

1. Don’t come home smelling of other dogs.

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2. You must feed me every goodie you eat.

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3. Don’t call me or lead me to a bath.

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4. Let me outside even though I just came in, there was an area I forgot to sniff.

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5. I can sleep anywhere I choose even if it means you trip over me.

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6. Don’t shhhh me from barking while you are on the phone, I heard the wind blowing the leaves.

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7. Don’t move me while sleeping sideways in the middle of the bed, you have enough room on the edge.

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8. Don’t think you can leave a room without me.

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9. If it lands on the floor It is mine!

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10. You will never pee alone again.

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Top Funny Dachshund Sleeping Positions And What They Mean

Each dachshund or other dog, even with the same breed has a unique personality. Owning a puppy in the house is like raising a baby, the best thing is to understand the “child’s” hobbies and personality habits. Here is some useful information about the interests of these special friends based on their posture when they are sleeping. These can be daily routines or personalities as well as special hobbies that you should keep in mind to take care of your dachshund better.

1. Lying on one side

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If you often see your dachshund sleeping in this position, that means your puppy is feeling extremely comfortable with your home life. Besides, puppies are feeling safe and trust in you. The common trait in these dachshunds is to always feel happy, love life, and always be loyal to the owner.

“These adorable sleeping positions mean they are extremely comfortable in the current living space.”

2. Lying curled up

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This is the most common sleeping posture of the puppy. Dachshunds have a habit of sleeping like this so they can keep their body warm. If your puppy likes to curl up like a fox, that means they are open-minded, friendly dogs and a little sweet romance.

“If he sleeps like this, your doxie friend has an extremely sweet and friendly personality.”

3. Lying with 4 legs stretching

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This sleeping posture is just like a “superman” and if your dachshund has this sleeping posture, they have a great personality. They are always full of energy, active, and always be happy dachshunds. Small dogs often sleep in this position than adult dogs.

“This is a hyperactive and active dog.”

4. Laying on their backs

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If you happen to see your puppy sleeping in this position, you will surely have to laugh at it. Believe it or not, this is an extremely comfortable sleeping position. Puppies will always feel safe and trusting and happy when living with you. Their outstanding personality is always calm and independent.

“The calm dogs always sleep in this position.”

5. Lying on their stomachs

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This sleeping posture does not provide true comfort for the dachshund as it is simply a pose that waits for real deep sleep. Puppies that like to sleep in this position are usually hyperactive and adventurous dachshunds, always ready to play. Usually, the puppies have a sweet personality but sometimes still a little shy, timid.

“This is not a comfortable sleeping posture for puppies.”

6. Lying with their feet up

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Do not worry if you see your dachshund sleeping in this position because they look like they are fainting. They were just trying to cool down as fast as they could after running around all over the place. Puppies that like to sleep in this position are usually happy dachshunds, always feeling safe and comfortable. Besides, they are also easier to adapt to the new environment than other puppies.

“If your dachshund sleeps in this position, do not worry because he is very adaptable to the new environment.”